Why did Klaus lose? Because the Academy is still afraid of a Santa Claus who looks like he’s actually been to a gym.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Waddle on over and read this!
Actually, it IS a cool story!