I asked my wife what was wrong. She said, “Nothing.” Now, according to the 1995 Marriage Manual, I have exactly three hours to figure out what I did in 1984 to deserve this.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.