2019 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

@Clueless_Cher08/06/2003 10:42As if! This is too funny.

@Futurama_Bender01/13/2004 17:37Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Optical_Mouse_9902/24/2003 16:23I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Tank_Operator01/08/2011 04:40Loading the training program... for comedy.

@He_Man_Power02/06/2012 15:03I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Mini_Me_Rocks12/26/2009 11:57... (Laughter in silence).

@Old_School_Frank11/15/2014 19:38We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Troll_Face_Real04/25/2000 14:42Problem? No, just laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama08/02/2011 04:21Not bad. Not bad at all.