I’m “spreading” the news.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012)
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106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021)
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111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Waddle on over and read this!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Saving the best laugh for last!