2012 Classic: The Olympic Physical

In honor of the London 2012 Olympics, my doctor made me run to the exam table. He gave me a gold medal for ‘Highest Co-pay’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

@Clueless_Cher12/29/2014 18:57As if! This is too funny.

@Cyber_Security_X07/05/2008 08:52Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Mocking_Sponge02/28/2006 08:19mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Anonymous_User09/27/2000 07:02We are many. We are laughing.

@Retro_End_User07/16/1996 13:16The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.