2011 Classic: The Siri 2

I told Siri I was sad. She sent me a link to a ‘Self-Help’ app that costs $9.99.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original03/28/2000 20:58Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@WinAmp_Shaker12/19/2001 14:59It really whips the llama's ass!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan02/22/2008 01:54I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Frag_Master_9907/19/2010 19:38Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Maplestory_Kid11/04/2005 16:53@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@Dark_Web_Joker11/18/2009 17:54Found this on the deep end of the net.

@Wall_Post_Hero12/08/2008 15:19Posting this to my own wall right now!