Skip to content
Home » The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2003 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

2003 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a weekend screening of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers marking the page.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »

😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter01/06/2011 02:244-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Yahoo_Directory01/02/2000 06:08Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Spice_Girl_Posh08/05/2004 02:02Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Harry_Potter_Ron03/05/2004 03:42Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Silk_Road_Ghost10/05/2003 11:19Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Donny_V_ShutUp05/03/2014 17:27Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/06/1999 20:07Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@G_I_Joe_Real07/24/2003 01:49And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Sixteen_Candles10/14/2003 12:48I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Prestige_World_W09/14/2004 06:37Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.