2023 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

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@Macarena_Dancer06/13/2013 20:00Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Mainframe_Manny04/30/2001 07:26Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Donny_V_ShutUp06/10/2000 11:11Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

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@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/08/2011 08:32One billion... laughs!

@Cool_Story_Bro06/04/2001 01:33Actually, it IS a cool story!