2007 Classic: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “iPhone 1” patents? “A very rich person who still uses a Nokia for security.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9804/02/2007 17:32Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Memento_Guy06/09/2012 02:16Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Lock_Stock_Two03/13/2003 08:08It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Bam_Margera_Fan03/16/2014 01:39Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/20/2004 00:52In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@PeanutButter_J04/23/1997 05:14It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Believe_It_Or_N08/11/2014 04:32I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Hashtag_Master05/31/2005 23:37#funny #joke #retro #90s