It was feeling a bit light-headed.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.