Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a “hot” dog.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Shut up and take my laughter!