2018 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reaper
Why 24-hour sorties? Because the pilot in Nevada can drink three pots of coffee and still be “Combat Ready” while the target is literally sleeping.… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reaper
2018 Classic: The “Russian” Su-57 in Syria
Why only for two days? To get enough “Combat Experience” for the marketing brochure without actually risking the only two prototypes they had. Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Russian” Su-57 in Syria
2018 Archive: The 3-1-1 Rule
Why was the traveler still losing his shampoo? Because it’s been 12 years and he still hasn’t figured out how a Ziploc bag works. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The 3-1-1 Rule
2018 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spent fifteen minutes desperately trying to wirelessly stream a biblical cartoon from her new smartphone to the classroom’s smart television, while… Read More »2018 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
2018 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Calculator
2017 Classic: Billie Eilish (Don’t Smile at Me)
Why was she so quiet? Because in 2017, she was building a massive fan base of people who also didn’t want to smile at anyone.… Read More »2017 Classic: Billie Eilish (Don’t Smile at Me)
2017 Vintage: Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)
Why was the furniture singing? Because in 2017, Disney realized that Emma Watson and a CGI teapot were a billion-dollar idea. Part of the 34… Read More »2017 Vintage: Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)
2016 Vintage: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
Why so many “Kill-streak” videos? To make sure the taxpayers see their money “working” in slow-motion HD. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
2015 Archive: The Facebook Timeline Disaster
Accidentally typing a private message about a relative’s recent knee replacement directly into a local supermarket’s public coupon post instead of writing it down on… Read More »2015 Archive: The Facebook Timeline Disaster
2015 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam
A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under… Read More »2015 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam