A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his old Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his hymnal while pretending to follow along with the reading.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Silently laughing in the snow.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.