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2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto a slowly rotating ceiling fan.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2025 “Smart Glass Liturgy, AI Intercoms & Blockchain Bazaars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
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2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
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2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
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2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
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2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter04/04/2011 16:254-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Yahoo_Directory05/03/2007 13:59Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy10/28/2009 15:03Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Palm_Pilot_User07/03/2000 16:32Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Starship_Troopers08/03/2005 04:57I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Hamster_Dance_X07/05/2015 09:05Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Evil_Kermit_M06/14/1998 10:47Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan05/23/2012 14:17Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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