In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle. It was the year of the “47 percent,” the year we learned that “horses and… Read More »38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
I’m “concentrating” on being real. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
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Ares: “I’m entering the Grid!” “You’re just wearing neon sneakers in a dark basement. It’s not a digital revolution, it’s a tripping hazard.” Part of the 50 Adult… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Tron
We watched the show. Now, every time I send her an email, she replies with “sent from my ihone.” I’m scared. Part of the 60… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Baby Reindeer
The science teacher celebrating because he finally figured out how to use a web link to show a movie about ecosystems, though he still couldn’t… Read More »2024 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
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Why was the intern saying “Ice cream so good!” at his desk? He was practicing his “NPC” persona for a side hustle. Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “NPC Streaming” Trend
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
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