Why did D.C. paint the street yellow? To prove that “Symbolic Gestures” are much cheaper than “Legislative Reform,” but they look much better from a satellite.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
The magic man... is laughing!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!