Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
A joke for the end of the world.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.