Why so many “Kill-streak” videos? To make sure the taxpayers see their money “working” in slow-motion HD.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
This humor took me to new heights!