2018 Archive: The 3-1-1 Rule

Why was the traveler still losing his shampoo? Because it’s been 12 years and he still hasn’t figured out how a Ziploc bag works.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the backpacker dating his phone? Because the AI "travel ...read more »

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »

Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »

Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Be...read more »

Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo? Because it decided it needed a...read more »

The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »

Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

In 2024, travel became a battle against IT systems and queues for...read more »

Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/28/2008 02:31Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Bam_Margera_Fan02/23/1996 03:58Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Railgun_Sniper01/24/2008 02:31I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Salad_Fingers_F12/03/2003 02:09I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Cool_Story_Bro08/21/2013 12:01Actually, it IS a cool story!