2014 Archive: The Frozen “Still” Playing
Why was the flight to Orlando so “chilly”? Because Frozen was still the only movie playing on the seatback screens, and the kids were on their 400th… Read More »2014 Archive: The Frozen “Still” Playing
2013 Legacy: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Gravity Suit
Why did the lawyer represent Sandra Bullock? He argued that “Space” was a hostile work environment with a total lack of OSHA-compliant handrails. Part of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Gravity Suit
2013 Archive: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2013 Archive: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2012 Classic: The Looper Prosthetics
Why Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s face? For a movie that spent hours making him look like a young Bruce Willis, only for us to realize he just… Read More »2012 Classic: The Looper Prosthetics
2012 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2012 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2012 Archive: The Facebook Timeline Disaster
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because the new “Facebook Timeline” layout completely ruined the parish page, moving the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Facebook Timeline Disaster
2011 Classic: The Horrible Bosses
“I want to kill my boss!” “Don’t we all? Now finish that spreadsheet and keep dreaming.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the… Read More »2011 Classic: The Horrible Bosses
2011 Archive: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to plank.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Archive: The Delete
2010 Legacy: The “Waka Waka” Fever
Why was the dance floor so “African”? Because Shakira gave us the official anthem of the summer, and even the most uncoordinated Dads were trying… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Waka Waka” Fever