I’m “erasing” my search history for “how to plank.”
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
That was intense... and funny!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
One does not simply read one joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Press the button for more humor!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!