2006 Vintage: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Shore
2006 Vintage: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it needs to be served on a bed of microgreens.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Chef
2006 Vintage: The Holiday Houses
Why the swap? For a movie that convinced every woman in 2006 that if you’re sad, you should just swap mansions with a stranger and… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Holiday Houses
2005 Legacy: The Ringtone Symphony
A quiet, solemn moment during the silent prayer being completely shattered by a prominent parishioner’s phone loudly blasting a low-quality, crackling MP3 snippet of a… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Ringtone Symphony
2004 Classic: Worst Actor
Why George W. Bush? For proving that sometimes real life is just a very poorly directed movie. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: Worst Actor
2004 Archive: The Ashlee Simpson “SNL” Moment
Why the jig? For the infamous lip-sync fail that proved live TV and pre-recorded tracks are a dangerous mix. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2004 Archive: The Ashlee Simpson “SNL” Moment
2004 Archive: The Spider-Man 2
A guy tries to stop a departing beer mug with a strand of dental floss. The bartender says, “You’re not Tobey Maguire, and that’s not… Read More »2004 Archive: The Spider-Man 2
2003 Archive: The Matrix Revolutions
A guy orders three shots. The bartender asks, “Why three?” The guy says, “Because the first one was great, the second was okay, and I’m… Read More »2003 Archive: The Matrix Revolutions
2002 Legacy: The “Without Me”
Eminem is Robin and Dr. Dre is Batman. 2002 music videos are just expensive fever dreams. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Without Me”
2002 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking exhausted after surviving six consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival