Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2002 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking exhausted after surviving six consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
A teenage usher making a faint, rhythmic puffing sound down the aisle because he keeps adjusting the air valves on his basketball shoes during the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The High-Top Pump Collection
Did you hear about the invisible man who married the invisible woman? Their kids were “nothing to look at” either. Part of the 53 Original… Read More »2001 Archive: The Invisible Man
Why did Elle Woods go to Harvard? Because in 2001, she proved that “bend and snap” was a more effective legal strategy than anything in… Read More »2001 Legacy: Reese Witherspoon (Legally Blonde)
Why were they the “Vanilla Sky” couple? Because in 2001, they were so attractive that the world didn’t mind that the movie made absolutely no… Read More »2001 Classic: Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz
Why Tom Green? Because playing a man who paints deer and covers himself in flour isn’t a role—it’s a cry for help. Part of the… Read More »2001 Classic: Worst Actor
I’m just waiting for the digital revolution to develop. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
I’m a desert. I’m just “dry.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
Why did Christopher Reeve get a nomination? For a powerful performance that reminded Hollywood why he was a true hero. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Rear Window Remake
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