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2001 Classic: Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz

 Why were they the “Vanilla Sky” couple? Because in 2001, they were so attractive that the world didn’t mind that the movie made absolutely no sense.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Instant_Msg06/18/2005 02:29I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@CRT_Brightness12/31/2002 12:15I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Full_House_Michelle11/18/2006 21:08You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/28/1997 07:18One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Blink_182_Mark05/07/1998 12:04What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Ninja_Turtle_R08/30/2006 09:03Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H01/18/2001 05:10Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Construction_Dig10/14/2002 00:29Still digging for more humor!
@Infoseek_Explorer08/12/2004 04:13Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Noob_Slayer_X06/16/1999 22:24Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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