Why did Elle Woods go to Harvard? Because in 2001, she proved that “bend and snap” was a more effective legal strategy than anything in a textbook.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!