2010 Archive: The Pacific Miniseries
Why did it win? Because if Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg send soldiers to war, the Academy sends them trophies by airmail. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Pacific Miniseries
2010 Legacy: The “Waka Waka” Fever
Why was the dance floor so “African”? Because Shakira gave us the official anthem of the summer, and even the most uncoordinated Dads were trying… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Waka Waka” Fever
2009 Vintage: The Vista “Downgrade”
Why was the employee so proud? He “upgraded” to Windows 7 and called it the “Greatest Downgrade of All Time.” Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Vista “Downgrade”
2009 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2009 Legacy: The “Twilight” Glitter
Why was it hit? For proving that vampires don’t sparkle—they just reflect the bad lighting of a poorly written romance. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Twilight” Glitter
2009 Classic: The 3D Movie Hype
Why did the manager hand out plastic glasses before the presentation? He thought it would make the 2% growth “pop” off the screen. Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The 3D Movie Hype
2008 Legacy: The X-Ray
“Your ribs are fine, but your wallet looks like it’s been through a paper shredder.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Legacy: The X-Ray
2008 Classic: The “Max Payne” Snub
Why Mark Wahlberg (again)? For proving that video game movies are where acting careers go to take a very long, very dark nap. Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Max Payne” Snub
2007 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition… Read More »2007 Classic: The Scared Tree
2006 Vintage: The Holiday Houses
Why the swap? For a movie that convinced every woman in 2006 that if you’re sad, you should just swap mansions with a stranger and… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Holiday Houses