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2009 Classic: The 3D Movie Hype

 Why did the manager hand out plastic glasses before the presentation? He thought it would make the 2% growth “pop” off the screen.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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