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2008 Classic: The “Max Payne” Snub

 Why Mark Wahlberg (again)? For proving that video game movies are where acting careers go to take a very long, very dark nap.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Worst Director
 Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
 Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
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2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict06/18/2004 06:39LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Project_Mayhem01/20/2007 20:19Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Lock_Stock_Two09/20/2002 08:28It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/12/1996 04:22Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Gaia_Online_Gold12/21/2000 05:17Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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