2018 Classic: The “Russian” Su-57 in Syria

Why only for two days? To get enough “Combat Experience” for the marketing brochure without actually risking the only two prototypes they had.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Simpson_Quotes03/16/2007 02:30D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Student_Life_0101/26/2009 20:30Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@CRT_Degauss12/16/2006 13:51BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/27/2015 21:37Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Evil_Kermit_M06/18/2006 10:47Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Afk_For_Laughs01/27/2008 05:36Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Grammar_Nazi_9911/12/2003 11:14Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Filter_Fanatic07/12/2015 01:23This joke looks better with a sepia filter.