Why the demand? Because the “New White” makes the war look like a high-budget documentary, and the “Old Green” just gives everyone a headache.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Found this on the deep end of the net.