Why was it hit? For proving that vampires don’t sparkle—they just reflect the bad lighting of a poorly written romance.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
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2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Sylvester Stallone? For playing a character in Expend4bles w...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
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