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2013 Legacy: The Star

 I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer05/22/2008 04:57Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/13/2009 06:38At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Jackass_Johnny07/12/2003 04:58Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Spawn_Camper_J05/25/2006 06:39I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Me_Gusta_Face09/29/2009 10:18Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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