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2017 Vintage: Beauty and the Beast (Live Action)

 Why was the furniture singing? Because in 2017, Disney realized that Emma Watson and a CGI teapot were a billion-dollar idea.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/01/2012 21:20With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Fresh_Prince_Will03/02/2009 05:39Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Toy_Story_Woody04/20/2002 04:05There is a joke in my boot!
@Tuenti_Specialist03/07/2004 00:05A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Maplestory_Kid08/05/2001 02:02@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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