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2017 Classic: Billie Eilish (Don’t Smile at Me)

 Why was she so quiet? Because in 2017, she was building a massive fan base of people who also didn’t want to smile at anyone.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder06/04/2008 21:56I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@SoundBlaster_1606/28/2014 20:20I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Binary_Boy08/01/2012 15:1001001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Sion_Partier04/12/2002 23:55The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Celebrity_DM05/02/2008 11:24Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Courage_Dog01/11/1997 14:24The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Evil_Kermit_M07/12/2000 11:59Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Web_Counter_9905/23/2008 14:02I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@StrongBad_Mail06/27/2013 12:45I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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