Q: What do you call a dog who meditates?
A: Aware wolf!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I choose to believe it’s funny.