Because he wanted to wake up oily!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
A wild laugh appeared!
literally me every monday morning. why is this so accurate??
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??