1999 Vintage: The SAS in Kosovo
Why were they so quiet? Because in 1999, if a Special Forces operator didn’t have a book deal yet, he was considered “Undercover.” Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The SAS in Kosovo
1999 Vintage: The Specialist
I asked for a specialist. He sent me to a guy who only treats people who were born on a leap year during a lunar… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Specialist
1998 Archive: The Windows 98 Launch
Why did Bill Gates bring a fire extinguisher to the demo? Because Windows 98 was so “fired up” it crashed into a Blue Screen of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Windows 98 Launch
1998 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why Radiohead? Because OK Computer was the soundtrack for everyone who was already annoyed by the internet in 1998. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: Best Alternative Music Performance
1998 Legacy: The Gym
“I’m doing the ‘Clinton Workout’. I lie on my back and try to bench-press 400 pages of legal documents.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Gym
1998 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The Shiny Suit Award)
Why all the iridescent fabric? Because in 1998, every actor wanted to look like a high-end beetle under a heat lamp. Part of the 41… Read More »1998 Vintage: Worst Dressed (The Shiny Suit Award)
1998 Legacy: The Box
I’m a boxer. I’m just thinking outside the square. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Y2K Paranoia
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1,000 beers. The bartender asks, “Planning a party?” The guy says, “No, I’m practicing for when the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Y2K Paranoia
1996 Vintage: The IFOR to SFOR Transition
Why did NATO change the name of the Bosnian mission? Because “Implementation” sounds like you’re done, but “Stabilization” sounds like you’re going to be there… Read More »1996 Vintage: The IFOR to SFOR Transition