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1998 Archive: The Windows 98 Launch

 Why did Bill Gates bring a fire extinguisher to the demo? Because Windows 98 was so “fired up” it crashed into a Blue Screen of Death.

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red06/29/1999 00:21It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@SimCity_Mayor10/30/1999 04:20Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Gnutella_User04/17/2001 02:07Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Blink_182_Mark02/01/1997 22:57What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Yugioh_Duelist11/13/1997 09:32You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@G_I_Joe_Real02/20/1997 19:35And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Wayne_World_Ex03/31/1996 20:07Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan04/10/2015 16:53Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Reddit_Original03/20/2010 10:10The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Forever_Alone_X02/13/2013 01:19At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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