2002 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2002 Classic: The Slash
I’m a rocker. I’m just “cutting” loose. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says Friends is over. I told her I wish her visits followed the same schedule. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod”… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Sitcom
2000 Vintage: The Dot-Com Reality
Why did the startup founder go back to his parents’ house? Because his company that sold “digital air” finally ran out of oxygen. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Dot-Com Reality
2000 Archive: The Elevator
These elevator jokes are working on so many “levels.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Italic
I’m a leaning tower. I’m just slanted. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Home
I’m a base-runner. I’m just “rounding” the corner. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the window, I’m wearing my 2000 glasses! Part of the 48 Classic… Read More »1999 Archive: The Luke
1999 Classic: The “Strategic Global Power” Buzzword
What does it mean? It means we can hit anyone, anywhere, as long as we can find a satellite signal and a clear runway. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Strategic Global Power” Buzzword
1999 Vintage: The Specialist
I asked for a specialist. He sent me to a guy who only treats people who were born on a leap year during a lunar… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Specialist