1999 Archive: The Luke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the window, I’m wearing my 2000 glasses!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

@GameBoy_Color08/22/1996 16:45Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Gopher_Explorer03/12/2008 06:15Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Seinfeld_George01/08/2009 21:05What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Winamp_Skin_Maker07/14/2010 15:20Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@SouthPark_Stan08/04/2011 14:40Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Frasier_Crane08/11/2011 03:54I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Malware_Hunter07/11/2001 23:12Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Total_Recall_Fan07/10/2011 17:52Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!