Why did NATO change the name of the Bosnian mission? Because “Implementation” sounds like you’re done, but “Stabilization” sounds like you’re going to be there long enough to see the local kids graduate from college.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
It really whips the llama's ass!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.