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2009 Vintage: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and stay inside’.”

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/17/1996 04:23Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WebSurfer_X11/15/2006 18:44Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Men_In_Black_J09/15/2006 20:36Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Forrest_Gump_Running12/08/1998 08:58Laughing is as laughing does.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor04/22/2013 22:53One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Shrek_Donkey07/05/2003 15:16And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Student_Life_0105/09/1996 07:50Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Slashdot_Effect06/13/2007 17:15We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Grammar_Nazi_9911/11/2015 23:14Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Keep_Calm_Fan04/10/2013 09:19Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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