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1999 Vintage: The Wayne Gretzky Farewell

Why was the “Great One” crying? Because he played his last game, and even the puck seemed like it didn’t want to leave the ice without him.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color03/08/1995 19:48Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Yahoo_Directory05/03/1998 05:57Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/20/1995 09:39Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan10/30/2008 18:20I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Nyan_Cat_Space02/06/2011 05:02Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/03/1995 22:20Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@DMOZ_Volunteer04/28/1999 10:21Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Leet_Speaker_7704/23/2005 14:007h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Warcraft_Orc03/06/2011 20:11Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Retweet_King10/14/2000 16:40RT if you think this is funny!

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