“I’m doing the ‘Clinton Workout’. I lie on my back and try to bench-press 400 pages of legal documents.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!