Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
This is why we need the internet.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.