Just give them a 24-karat smile. It works every time.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!