2018 Archive: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Port
2017 Legacy: The AI Surgeon
My surgeon said he’s being replaced by an AI named ‘Dr. Bot’. I asked if it was safe. He said, “It’s great, it never gets… Read More »2017 Legacy: The AI Surgeon
2017 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes
Why was every MLB team calling Japan? Because a guy who could throw 100 mph and hit 450-foot homers was officially a “Free Agent.” Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes
2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Crisis
“I bought a Fidget Spinner for my anxiety!” “Does it help?” “No, but now I can ignore my wife’s questions with 30% more kinetic energy.” Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Crisis
2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast Remake
“A tale as old as time!” “Yeah, the tale of you forgetting to put the toilet seat down. Truly, a classic.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast Remake
2016 Classic: The “Sucker for Pain”
Every rapper in 2016 is on this track. It’s the “Avengers” of depressing hip-hop. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive.… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Sucker for Pain”
2016 Legacy: The Fantastic Beasts Fan
“There’s a 100-watt hidden in this suitcase somewhere.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Blue Origin & SpaceX Landings
Why was the President cheering? Because he realized that if the 2016 election got any weirder, he’d need a reusable rocket to leave the planet.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Blue Origin & SpaceX Landings
2015 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his new iPad Pro is ‘Incompatible’ with my 2014 records. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
2014 Classic: The Marin Cilic US Open
Why was the final so “non-Big-Four”? Because Cilic beat Nishikori in a final that made the tennis world realize that the giants could actually be… Read More »2014 Classic: The Marin Cilic US Open