2002 Archive: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To file a “wrongful crossing” suit against the chicken’s estate.

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@Forrest_Gump_8804/11/2009 14:18Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/19/2014 06:20That still only counts as one laugh!

@G_I_Joe_Real11/03/2011 18:52And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Goonies_Never_D06/25/2001 01:05Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Hamster_Dance_X03/15/1999 13:33Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Map_Maker_X10/20/1999 19:14The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.