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2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast Remake

 “A tale as old as time!” “Yeah, the tale of you forgetting to put the toilet seat down. Truly, a classic.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
 "Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
 "Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
 "Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
 "I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
 "I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »

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The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George04/27/1999 21:39What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Men_In_Black_J03/29/2007 16:46Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Napster_Leech02/12/2015 21:11Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/10/1995 04:41That still only counts as one laugh!
@Daria_Morg04/28/2009 13:48My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Anchorman_Ron11/05/1997 18:25I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Double_Rainbow_G07/19/2002 07:14What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Digg_Submitter_0512/27/2013 00:13Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Browser_War_V03/12/1997 11:39Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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