My surgeon said he’s being replaced by an AI named ‘Dr. Bot’. I asked if it was safe. He said, “It’s great, it never gets tired, but it does try to sell me a subscription to ‘Cloud-Sutures’ mid-incision.”
Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Anesthesia Bill
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!